Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh
Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
tfw u get fresh braids and u can feel ur heartbeat in ur scalp
january and feburary didn’t happen 2016 starts at march
Yall are gonna be saying this all the way up to july
- me: i wish someone liked me
- someone: [likes me]
- me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine
what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he
he’s old. let him rest
ronald mcdonald has been found dead in miami
is he alright
no he’s fucking dead
he’ McResting in peace
we mcfreakin lost him
